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People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, just noise…

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If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’… It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

749

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I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.

366

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An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.

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The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

425

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Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.

797

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A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.

741

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I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi…

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I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

999

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If common sense is so common why are there so many people without it??

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Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

705

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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

679

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Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.

671

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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping

786

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Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped.

681

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You can never buy Love…But still, you have to pay for it…

818

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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

824

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I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

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My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.

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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

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80% of boys have girlfriends. The rest 20% are having a brain.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.