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Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

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God created me.. Now i m creating myself…

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Love is like a song. Whether good or bad, it seems to get stuck in your head.

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LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

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Either you control your attitude or it controls you.

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Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

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Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

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Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

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I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

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I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

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The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

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Being stupid is its own reward.

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Press “like” if you are crazy.

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They don’t know that we know they know we know.

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You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus

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decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire

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Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..

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Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

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I am a part of all that I have met.

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Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.

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To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.

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The most positive men are the most credulous.

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The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

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Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.