Funny WhatsApp Status

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I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi…

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I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

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If common sense is so common why are there so many people without it??

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Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

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Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.

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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping

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Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped.

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You can never buy Love…But still, you have to pay for it…

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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

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I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

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My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.

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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

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80% of boys have girlfriends. The rest 20% are having a brain.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak

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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

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Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…