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Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak

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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

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Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

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People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

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Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…

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I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

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I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

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I need Google in my brain.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… twice a year.

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

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I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

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I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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God is creative, I mean ..just look at me.